Butt Ugly Martians

Heya Peeps its your Boy Drew here, so I was going through my facebook friend requests recently and stumbled on some very undesirable looking peepz, and then I thought why the hell do these people take such hideous pictures of themselves and put them up on facebook showing all that ugliness, I must admit some of them could have taken better pics but jeez c'mon people don't be scaring the shit outta me like that...thats some messed up shit right there! So heres what I did, I went over to the peepz at Readers Digest (c) And got a little article for The Monkeys who add us innocent normal looking people. Here goes :

                         

1.

Focus your eyes just slightly above the camera lens.

Move your face forward a bit, and tip down your chin.

2.

Put your tongue behind your teeth and smile.

It will relax your face.

3.

Keep your arms by your side.

But not glued there. To look natural, they should be a little away from your body.

4.

Test-drive clothing against a white wall.

With an indirect, natural light source (under a tree, indoors near a window), it will show whether blue really is your best color.

5.

As a rule, avoid patterns.

6.

Photos exaggerate everything.

So go easy on the makeup. For women under 30, a little mascara and lip gloss; over 30, add a touch of concealer.

7.

Practice the classic model pose.

Turn your body three quarters of the way toward the camera, with one foot in front of the other and one shoulder closer to the photographer. When you face forward, your body tends to look wider.

8.

For standing photos:

Belly in, buttocks tight, shoulders back, spine straight.

9.

Study photogenic people.

And look closely at photos in which you think you looked best. What was your best angle? You’ll probably see that you were laughing or having a good time. Capturing someone when they’re relaxed or most animated usually makes for the best results.

10.

To feel at ease:

Try closing your eyes, then opening them slowly just before the photo is taken.

By Karen Lee | former model handler at the Elite modeling agency and head of the Karen Lee Group. from Reader's Digest August 2009 | August 2009

*NB When all is said and done some Y'all are just damn ugly and No amount of tips can't help you, But For all the normal and good looking people be thankful you aint like the "others" LOL